Sunday, March 26, 2017

Chapter 21 -- Ding-Dong, the Witch Is Dead! (Not Really But I Wish...)

On we go...

At the end of last chapter, Eden's father just dropped the bombshell that Bramford can choose between going back to normal (which might kill him) or continue with the furry-fication process (which might rob him of the last of his humanity), and Bramford chose the latter.  This chapter begins with... a howling noise right outside the lab that Eden first thinks is an FFP siren but turns out to just be a troop of howler monkeys.  Holy abrupt subject shift, Batman!

Bramford's body begins to "pulse," which is entirely the wrong word here.  If your whole body is starting to pulse like a beating heart, you've got some serious health issues going on...  Then he leaps out the door, and Eden gets "weak in the knees" watching him run.  Apparently Bramford's off to hunt monkeys... for some reason.

Also Eden's father says monkeys make "excellent bush meat."  According to Wikipedia, bushmeat is actually a good way to risk getting some nasty diseases, including HIV, Ebola, rabies, yellow fever, etc.  I understand the natives might have no other food source (though did cows and goats not make it in the Heat?), but calling it "excellent" might be pushing it.

This is also about the point we get another lovely line that's been making the rounds on the Internet:

Again, a big cat's growl pierced the air, followed by a painful squeal.  Eden quivered as she pictured Bramford, lusty for the kill, ripping into the howler -- p. 147


Eden, are you suddenly a guro fan?  Because most normal people aren't going to get turned on at the thought of their crush tearing a small furry animal apart with their teeth...  (If you don't know what guro is, look it up yourself, I ain't linking it...)

Eden's father tells Eden she knows better than to go around without her dark coating.  She protests that it wasn't her fault, it came off in the river, and he responds that she should have stayed with the group.  This is probably meant for us to sympathize with Eden over her meanie father, but he's got a point -- both Eden and the readers would have had a much easier time of it if she hadn't run off and forced Bramford to chase her.  But then, we wouldn't have gotten pointless drama and even more pointless romance scenes, right?

Eden has a flashback -- or rather, "her five-year-old self handed over a forgotten memory" (yeesh, that's an awkward description) -- of catching her parents dancing around to a "forbidden" jazz song about a lovely blue-eyed girl... and without their dark coating.  That's the only time she ever saw them uncovered, and they tell her to keep it a secret.  I... wasn't under the impression that it was illegal for Pearls to not wear coating?  If this is supposed to be Foyt's critique of racism, it kind of falls flat.  For all the horrible things done to black people, not once have they been forced by law to paint themselves white.

Possible exception, but then this is Michael Jackson
we're talking about here...

Eden points to that incident as when her shame of her skin color began.  Yay for Freudian Excuse, I guess?

Then Eden starts yelling at her dad for tampering with nature.  Which contradicts earlier chapters where she was actually proud of her dad for his work with genetics.  If this were a better book and Foyt hadn't already proven herself a sloppy writer, I'd say Eden had multiple personalities or something... but no, Foyt just wants to give her something new to whine about and so it has to be her father's life's work, despite the fact that she was so proud of it in the beginning of the book.

"Mother was right.  Fooling with nature is dangerous.  You're not some infallible god.  It was wrong to twist Bramford into this savage creature."  Who's so exciting and yet, so infuriating.

His head jerked up.  "Impossible.  Lily [Eden's mom] believed in my work."

"Mother believed in a ridiculous thing called love and some stupid gentle wind that supposedly brought it into your heart.  She had her head in the clouds just like you.  Dreamers ruining people's lives, her with her crazy ideas and you with your crazy experiments." -- p. 149

Sadly, this doesn't happen... I don't advocate child abuse
but in Eden's case I make an exception

Eden storms out and goes to have a pity party by the watering hole.

How pathetic, she thought, fighting them [tears] back.  For once she'd been truly seen -- by a beast.  No doubt, she had imagined it, just as she'd imagined a connection between them at the lake.  Bramford wasn't capable of such feelings.  Then, as the memory of lying beside his hard body filled her, Eden groaned. -- p. 149

Holy freaking scrap, we're halfway through this freaking book!  We're already sick to death of Eden waffling between liking and hating this guy!  Pick a relationship status (and "it's complicated" doesn't count) and stick with it!

Eden tries to make herself feel better by calling every creature she can see by its Latin name.  What is it with Foyt's obsession with Latin names anyhow...  We also get Eden wondering how a plain little wren can have such a beautiful song, and "how could so much beauty come in such a drab wrapping," because it's all about beauty with Eden.  Foyt, you were a teenage girl once, right?  Surely you remember that your ENTIRE life didn't revolve around trying to be pretty, right?

Up ahead the natives are cooking a dead monkey on a spit over an open fire, because this is how all primitive cultures cook their food, right?  Bramford's there, and we get another loving description of his body.

Eden studied him, intrigued by the startling changes.  The lab pants, ripped short and split at the seams, were nothing more than a loincloth.  Red scratches marked his naked torso, probably from the howler.  His long hair was a knotted, wild mess.  More than Bramford's increasingly savage appearance, she detected a new, smug confidence.  The big kill had increased his arrogance.  As if he needed it.  -- p. 150


Eden walks up to Bramford, mentally begging him to look at her.  He's a little preoccupied at the moment, so she has a hissy fit and tries to slap him, but backs down when he turns to glare at her.  Despite being almost eighteen, our protagonist really is a toddler at heart...

"It's not ready," he said, cocking his head toward the dead monkey.

Eden wrinkled her nose.  "I won't eat that," she said, aiming to hurt him with her words.  "I'm not an animal."

Bramford shrugged.  "Too bad.  If you were, you wouldn't be so much trouble." -- p. 151

Um... no room for the Latin term Homo sapiens in your puffed-up little head, girl?  Last time I checked, humans were still considered animals.  Also I'm still relieved that Bramford can still put you in your place.  Who knew that the jaguar furry would be my favorite character?

Eden stomps off in a huff again, and sees Maria brushing up against Lorenzo in a way that indicates they're a couple.  Which results in the following:

Eden also noticed a peculiar glow that the couple shared.  Could it possibly be evidence of love?  Perhaps, she thought with growing excitement, remnants of it still existed in this untainted corner of the world. -- p. 151

Check another thing off the Great List of Dystopian Cliches!  Seriously, why do so many people think that love can't exist in a dystopia?  People still fall in love with each other even in terrible circumstances -- it's not like people stopped loving each other during the World Wars or the Great Depression or anything.  The only dystopia I can think of that uses the "no love can exist in a dystopia" trope well is the Delirium series by Lauren Oliver

The one good thing about this book is that it's
making me think of other books I'd rather be reading...

The two little girls from earlier, Carmen and Etelvina (??), are throwing nuts up at their pet parrot.  Lorenzo sits by Eden and tells her they're his daughters, and Eden marvels at the fact that people are allowed to have more than one child in this world.  He also introduces Eden to his brother Charlie (???)... and Charlie's got her backpack!  The one she lost earlier and that started the whole mess with falling into the river!

Eden's distracted from the backpack by the two girls, and she tries to approach them, but they run away screaming "Rebecca!" again.  Are we ever gonna learn more about the Rebecca thing?  Bramford glares at the kids, and Charlie takes off the backpack and gives it to the girls as a distraction.  Eden tries to grab it back so she can get the Life-Band out of it, but the girls toss it up to the parrot, who catches it.  Can a parrot even lift a backpack with its beak?  I know birds of prey can carry animals several times their weight, but they do that with their legs, and a parrot isn't a bird of prey and doesn't routinely carry heavy loads of food around.  I guess it depends on how heavy the backpack is...

Eden's gaze drifts to the gated hut, and she guesses that Rebecca must be in there.  So of course, being our "bright" heroine, she goes to investigate.  Bramford yells at her to stop, but she keeps running, yelling "Hello! Rebecca?"

Behind her, she heard Bramford's pounding feet.  His furious growl ripped into her.  She screamed as he grabbed hold of her.  The blood seemed to drain out of her, and she fell limp.

"Eden!"

But why did Bramford sound anguished?  He didn't care.

Then a dark curtain dropped over her world.  -- p. 154


Yay, our protagonist is dead, end of book, we can all go home!

...oh wait, I've got half a book left to get through.  Dangit...

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Chapter 20 -- Somewhere a Geneticist Is Crying

Onward and upward!

Eden's having what she thinks is a World-Band fantasy of running through a grassy field, but upon awakening it turns out it was a dream.  Apparently in this society dreams are written off as "mental distortions" and were eliminated with the aid of oxy.  Check off another cliche on the Dystopian Fiction checklist...

Oh, and Bramford was in the dream too, it turns out.

Why, Bramford is chasing me.  I laugh as he tumbles with me onto the grass.  We roll like playful kittens.  He's smiling at me, really smiling.  I'm so happy, I feel light as a feather. -- p. 138

And yet just last night/chapter she was hating his guts and considering him a monster.  This love-hate whiplash is driving me nuts.  I've never understood why this sort of Belligerent Sexual Tension is supposed to be considered romantic and sweet, or at least BST that's cranked up to this degree.  It comes across less as romantic tension and more as "our protagonist has multiple personalities," at least to me.

Pretty much this guy only less entertaining

Someone opens the door to the hut she's locked in -- Lorenzo.  Eden expects him to freak out at her pale skin like the girls did, but he just smiles.  She also happens to notice this guy's naked except for "a thin rope around his groin."  Because of COURSE Native Americans eschew modern clothing.  I did a (slightly disturbing) Google Search and found that yes, the Huaorani men did pretty much just wear a string around their hips traditionally, but most of them wear modern clothing now.  But then, Foyt seems intent on falling back on stereotypes and making every race look inferior to whites.

Eden dredges up enough rudimentary Spanish to ask about her father.  Lorenzo says he's okay and gives her a bowl of chicha, which she sips and then spits out.  We also get a remark that her dress is torn and practically falling off -- maybe you should have changed into the clothes Daisy gave you instead of fussing about the Life-Band?

Lorenzo leads Eden across the compound, "taking care to skirt the sunlit center."  If the sun really is so dangerous, why aren't all these people dead yet?  Or all the foliage gone by this point?  And why wouldn't these people at least, y'know, build a canopy or something?  I'm starting to think the Heat was some kind of government conspiracy to drive everyone underground...

There's another naked boy in a vegetable garden nearby (Primus, Eden, what is it with your obsession with naked children?  I'm starting to worry...) and Eden looks at all the vegetables and thinks... she wants her meal pills back.  Seriously, girl?  You might be more used to the pills from your previous life (though I still maintain she should be dead of scurvy by now, since there wasn't a multivitamin among the protein, fat, and carbohydrate pills she was given), but a little gratitude wouldn't kill you, right?

Eden smiles at the boy and his mother, but they just stare, and Eden assumes it's because of Rebecca, whoever she is.  It could just be that you're a stranger and they don't know you yet, girl...

There's a clearing nearby full of bird-of-paradise plants (that are described as looking like "haughty women," though they look more like those crested cranes to me), and in that clearing is a wooden building with solar panels on the roof.  Inside is a makeshift laboratory where her father's working with old-fashioned computers and microscopes.  At least Eden's father seems grateful for the equipment and setting, though Eden can't help but whine at what a step down it is for him.

Bramford -- or as Eden is STILL thinking of him, "the beast" -- is in the lab too, talking to her father.

A slight twitch of his head told her he had registered her presence.  But her jailer ignored her.  Probably too ashamed to face her.  -- p. 141


Did it ever occur to you that you're NOT the center of the universe, Eden?  That maybe Bramford thinks whatever your father is working on is a little more important than your precious feelings?  Seriously, girl, get over yourself...

Eden's father's wearing an herbal poultice on his leg to draw out "toxins" (I think you meant infection, Foyt), but he looks feeble.  And of course Eden doesn't seem to care, just upset that Bramford's not going to apologize for locking her up.

"Didn't you know?  Either our host thinks I can escape this hellhole or he's a sadistic beast."

Braford jerked around, trapping her in the crosshairs of his gaze.  "I'e seen what you're capable of, Eden.  Just don't forget, I'm watching you.  Do you understand?"

"I understand that your power has driven you berserk." -- p. 142


Eden, this is NOT berserk.  I think you would know when a jaguar-man went berserk.  This is Bramford taking precautions to make sure you don't go running back to the Combs or the Uni-Gov or whoever's in charge to turn Bramford in and save your own hide.  You've already tried to deliberately get him killed, tried to run away, conspired to turn his own employees against him... in other words, given him absolutely no reason to trust you.  He'd be stupid NOT to lock you up at this point.

He growled menacingly.  His eyes blazed with hot light.  A secret smile tugged at Eden.  She might be powerless, but she sure could get under his skin.  She strolled past him, inches away, and flicked her hair against his chest.

Go ahead, do something.

Instead, his anger softened to a frustrated moan.  Her heart skipped a beat and she wobbled onto a stool.  So much for mind over body. -- p. 142

I don't think winning a staredown with Bramford counts as mind over body, girl... and dangit, I wanted to see Bramford bite her face off.

Eden's father won't look at her, and she assumes he's embarrassed by her white skin.  I think he's more embarrassed by how you're treating his boss, girl... 

Bramford's apparently asking Eden's father if he can reverse the process that turned him into a jaguar furry.  GENETICS.  DO NOT.  WORK THAT WAY.  YOU CANNOT JUST FART WITH SOMEONE'S DNA AND TURN THEM FROM HUMAN TO FURRY AND BACK AGAIN.  DO YOUR BLASTED RESEARCH GIRL.


Eden apparently wishes her father will say no, because... jaguar!Bramford is sexier?  I dunno, nothing Eden wants makes sense anymore...

Apparently trying to reverse the procedure has a possibility of killing Bramford.  And of course, Bramford's not too happy about this, which is perfectly understandable.  He only volunteered to be the test subject when the original ones went missing, and got a lot more than he bargained for.  I honestly feel bad for the guy -- he was trying to help a scientist save humanity and became an outcast for it.  And got saddled with Eden in the process.  

We get a pointless interlude with some toucans peering in through the door (do we get the Latin name for these critters?  Does an Ursus arctos poop in the woods?), then Bramford asks if they can accelerate the transformation process instead of reversing it.  Um... I thought you guys were done changing him.  I wasn't aware this was a gradual process.  Foyt, are you just making this crap up as you go along?

According to Dr. Newman, speeding up the changes could cost Bramford his human ability to think and reason.  That's a sucky choice -- risk death or risk getting completely turned into an animal.  Foyt seems to be trying really hard to get us to not like Bramford, but he's coming across as Unintentionally Sympathetic despite her best efforts.

Eden's father shows them an image on a computer that shows Bramford's final transformation, which is pretty much just a jaguar with human eyes.  The toucans freak out, because naturally they're afraid of "their most dangerous enemy."  I'm pretty sure no bird is going to wig out at an image of a jaguar on a tiny computer screen, but what do I know?

Dr. Newman says all they need to complete the transformation is more cells from the donor species -- jaguar, anaconda, and eagle.  I notice none of the traits from the other creatures have shown up in Bramford.  Maybe Foyt doesn't think anacondas and eagles are sexy enough...

Bramford says he'll get what they need, and Eden protests.  Then we get more "romance."  And I'm subjecting y'all to it because I'm cruel like that.

Speechless, she watched Bramford glide up to her.  Lovely, golden light fell on his muscled chest.  Like a sleight of hand, the arrogant man she detested disappeared, leaving behind his primal self.  Here was the one who had saved her from drowning.  His touch thrilled her.  His confidence inspired her.

He looked deep into her eyes.  In that instant, Eden felt truly seen.  The sultry sound of his breathing washed over her.  Her chest grew soft and velvety.  She felt herself sinking into the green, fathomless pools of his eyes. -- p. 145

Ewwwwwwwwwwww...

Eden says that getting her father proper medical care should be top priority and accuses Bramford of not caring.  He tells her that it must be nice to look at life so simply, and tells the doctor to start preparations to accelerate the process.  The doctor warns him that once the changes pass critical mass, they'll be permanent, Bramford says it doesn't matter, Eden whines, and then end chapter.

I'm still not getting how turning humans into panthers is supposed to save humanity.  If anything, you're just rendering humankind extinct and replacing them with more panthers... and I'm sorry, but jaguars are NOT magically immune to extreme heat, and Foyt has NO idea how genetics are supposed to work, and why doesn't TV Tropes have a "Somewhere a Geneticist Is Crying" trope?

Also no mention of who Rebecca is... if this ends up not coming up again this book I'm going to hurl it at the wall.  Again.